Caroline, Kaka's lovely wife, posted this pearl on her Twitter account. Why, in god's name, would you get a drawing like this done when you're husband looks like this in real life...
I'm totally baffled.
He has a new baby girl. He's sporting a new "Harper" neck tattoo. LA Galaxy have a five point lead at the top of the Western Conference. And his bum looks like this...
Plus, he's getting to spend loads of time with his bestie mate date Gordon Ramsay.
Frankie: I want some ice cream.
Wayne: I'll pull over but I'm not getting out of the car.
Frankie: Fine, but I'm not bringing you anything.
Wayne: If you want to get back into the car, you'll bring me some.
Frankie: Ugh, you are so spoiled.
Wayne: You are so whipped. Go get my ice cream, lady.