In Brief: Cristiano Roanldo's NYC Holiday

In his last days of freedom before becoming a single father, Cristiano made the best of his time in the Big Apple.

He had dinner with his girlfriend,Irina Shayk, at an over-priced restaurant...


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet.



He had lunch with his girlfriend, Irina Shayk, at an over-priced cafe...


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet. (But also got a pedi.)


He went shopping at Gucci and Prada, and talked on his mobile while on a stroll in tiny shorts.


Then he took his clothes off and got all wet.



Irina, so little fat, so little class. We're beginning to see a side of her that reminds us vaguely of Whatsherface. I can't wait to see what happens when he splits with her via text message.


pictures via dailymail and Goaly Moly