Ok, so this area is basically coated in mysterious bodily fluids. (Yeah, you know it is.)
I'm assuming he never saw this area of his house. There isn't a pool or a football pitch, so he would have no real interest, unless maybe there were some busty hookers streaking across the grounds.
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I love that some of the selling points for the house is a broken window he kicked a ball through. And that there are bits of broken tv in the garden where he used to do target practise at tv's. So basically they just can't be bothered to tidy up after him..
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