Shall Miss You Tomorrow

I'm not going to be around a computer tomorrow, so you shall have to tolerate being without me for an ENTIRE day. OH THE PAIN! Please don't cry. I know it will be a lifeless day without my sarcastic wit, perverted footballer pictures, and commitment to providing my readers with all the most up to date WAG fashion disasters.

But while I'm gone, contemplate this for the day...


Why was Lucas Neill in Dubai at AC Milan training, signing autographs for footie fans rather than captaining West Ham to victory in the FA Cup against last year's runners-up, Barnsley? Yeah, what the f**k?

Whatever he's doing, he looks damn good doing it.