Tevez Leaves Wife For Model Mistress

Beyond the normal scumminess of footballers leaving their wives and children for younger, more slutty models, this whole scenario has me all perplexed. I mean, I was shocked enough that someone actually found Tevez attractive enough to even attempt getting "intimate," and then I find out that his wife even procreated, leaving the ugly gene completely up to chance. (If this woman is committed enough to sleep with him, she should win an award.)

But alas, the Manchester United player is leaving his wife for a gold-digging ho younger, blonde model. TWO WOMEN!? SERIOUSLY!? Something is wrong with this planet. This new bird is either after his money, has some serious self-esteem issues, or is in a constant state of an alcohol/drug induced haze that has Mr. Tevez looking like C-Ron. She's going to have a rude awakening when she sobers up.

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