Dear Chelsea Players,

Well done today. Think you can play that well, oh I don't know, all the time? Just a thought. (Your inconsistency is giving me whiplash... and wicked mood swings.)

Jose Bosingwa, you're my hero. You are one of our best buys this summer and your goal was somewhere near the cusp or miraculous. (If only I could get you to work on your unibrow.)


Nicolas Anelka. Twelve goals so far this season and to think everyone was concerned with your performances at the end of last season. Redemption feels good doesn't it? Keep it up.


John Terry, if you have a serious injury in your right foot, I might cry. Please be okay. Pretty, pretty please!

Love you all,
Blair of MRWF

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