Don't get me wrong, I like Liverpool. Behind Chelsea, they're probably my second favorite team. But coming out with a club inspired aftershave is the most appalling thing I've ever heard. How did they chose the scent? A mixture of sweaty towels, Anfield grass, testosterone, and cash?
Perhaps mixed with a splash of River Mersey and a touch of whatever they scrape off the KOP floor after a game with Man United or Everton?
I really have no idea what someone from Liverpool actually smells like (Call me Jamie Carragher...), but I guess I'll find out come Christmas.
pictures via jamd, EPL Talk, and google images
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