Chelsea's Battle of the Bulge

This is one battle that I wouldn't mind declaring the victor...


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Carlos Bocanegra's Bum Note

No words necessary.

De Bruyne to Bremen

Wish I could have seen more of you, Prince Harry Kevin.



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Headphone Hottie: Sergio Ramos on Holiday

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Sultry in the Stands: Bleakley and Lampard

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Manchester City Stars at Cheltenham

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Kewells Enjoying Time Together in Australia

Isn't it lovely seeing a footballer's family being happy and drama free. So rare these days.


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Good Genes: Stuart and Euan Holden

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Gerrards Have Another Little Girl

They named her Lourdes. That's are that's really newsworthy.


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The Crouchs: Happily Ever After?

Sure appears to be that way...


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Yoann Gourcuff: Frenchman on a Bicycle

::insert French stereotype here::


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Kai Rooney: Posh and Privileged

His last name is Rooney and he's actually adorable, a genetic advancement that I solely credit to Coleen.


Plus, he has a Bentley car seat. A BENTLEY CAR SEAT. It probably costs more than all the furniture in my flat combined. Seriously.

Lastly, but definitely not least, his passport has more stamps in it than most of the world and he only turns two on November 2nd. What the hell...

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David Beckham Covers Wall Street Journal

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John and Toni Terry Attend Fashion for Good Event

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WAG Spotting: Sheree Murphy's Farewell Do

She's off to live in Australia with Harry and the family. Of course, get together brought out the likes of northwest WAGs and soap stars. Noteworthy mention... Alex Gerrard's shoes are freaking amazing.


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Meeting of the Minds: Drogba and Mad Jens

Didier was out celebrating Oktoberfest (obviously, hence the lederhosen) where he bumped into well known mentalist Jens Lehmann. Drogba was so well received that he was given a huge pretzel with some radishes for garnish.


Worst footwear ever, by the way...


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John Obi Mikel Has Tight Jeans

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Bridge and Sandford at Roberto Cavalli Store Launch

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Damien Duff and his Wife Out in London

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